The only funny typo is someone else's!
"I am the very master of all errors typographical
Wrong punctuation deplorable, terrible, and horrible
I somehow butcher English..." - RED ANT
" A day without a laugh is a wasted day"...so have a laugh at my expense:)
Some of the typos i made while chatting on the internet -
situation 1: Friend-"so did u buy anything?"
me-"nah just did widow shopping"(instead of window shopping):))
situation 2:me-"i wish you were here!
fiance-"i wish you were her too"....phoo....now that could have literally cost our marriage!
situation 3: i was sharing the news of having met a prospective groom with my friend
Friend-" so you were telling me you met a guy last week.."
me-"oh! that GAY".....(instead of guy, heheh..)
friend-"???"
This may have happened to many of us...i am no exception.
situation 4: friend-"i got my B.ed results yesterday"
me- "so how much did you score in BED??"..lol...the biggest joke was when she typed back" oh I did great...!"
situation 5:It was sankashti and we usually fast that day, being my first fasting experience, my SIL decided to enquire
SIL-" so when are you breaking your fast?"
me-"oh thanks for asking...i just finished feasting."
SIL-"feasting???"
me -"oh sorry typo, i was farting no doubt"
SIL-"farting"???
me-"sorry typo again...just finished flirting"
SIL-"go eat something, fist...fasting is HOT for u!" (instead of first and not..hehehe)
to be updated as and when i remember....DO feel free to share your typos too!
posted by curious | 8:59 AM
22 Comments:
What is sankashti?
hi
First of all thanks for reading the post in detail.
There are many types of Sankashti. The one i was referring to is Sankashti Chaturthi, which falls on the fourth day of the second fortnight of every month on the Hindu Calendar. Devotees fast for a whole day and break their fast after praying to God. This vow is observed to get rid of problems in life...or in my case simply because of my faith in these rituals.
Cheers!
funny......:)
happens with me also few times...
I like situation 5..haha
By the way, I have put ur blog in my cool blog list.. Hope u don't mind?
Cheers,
Reemie
Lol :)
:)...Thanks deeps, reemie and raj!
hi!!
sorry i was over-curious.u had to send such a long reply. so now keep reading my blogs. adding ur blog in my list
http://tanabana.blogspot.com/2005/09/jara-hat-ke-1.html
http://tanabana.blogspot.com/2006/01/race.html
http://tanabana.blogspot.com/2005/12/two-stories.html
http://tanabana.blogspot.com/2005/09/illusion-in-dream.html
u can read them. u may like them.
this post was also funny. esp the second one. i do different kind of mistakes. i omit the whole word in a line which changes its meaning. and if i start telling u will get bore.
hey u send me some of u blog topics which u like.
as far as my blog is concerned this is my only blog and i hardly have 10 posts pinned up as i started blogging this month..and i guess each one is very different from the other and all r very dear to me..hopefully u will have time to go thru all of them. cheers!
:)) made me laff!
Well, once I told my friend to enjoy my typos at my expanse... that was pretty bad. Then there was the time that I was e-mailing my friend the plot summary of Lord of the Rings. Then I was dumb enough to auto-spell check it. Legolas turned out as "Legless" and Frodo turned out as "Frito".
There was also the day my aunt e-mailed someone named "Mr. Sapoi". It turned out that when she spell-checked it (and sent it), it was, "Dear Mr.Soapy..."
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