what's in a name?

Just called up my husband, reminding him, to file our tax returns....and also to wish him luck!!! Filling up forms and questionnaires has always been a hell/hair-raising/ falling/ tearing experience for me...why? take a look

NAME OF THE APPLICANT-(easy u think!)

FIRST NAME

MIDDLE NAME

LAST NAME...

you really think you are done?

FULL NAME OF THE APPLICANT...(Well whose name did u think i filled in above!!?)

YOUR NAME...(Stumped, bowled, stupidified...was someone else supposed to fill all of the above?)

just when you think the most challenging question is over......

MAIDEN NAME

CHANGED NAME/MARRIED NAME ..(hmmm...why not provide space for...1st, 2nd, 3rd...)

NAME AT BIRTH (If changed).....(what!! define maiden name pls!)

If u think its all over with names.....

FOR IDENTIFICATION PURPOSE PLS PROVIDE:

PIN NO: (personal identification number number??)

PASSPORT NO:

hmmm...seems to be back on track..easy road ahead!...

.....IN YOUR DREAMS!!

INSURANCE NO:(medical, dental, life or vehicular?)

VEHICLE NO:-

1.TWO WHEELER
2.FOUR WHEELER...(hey listen.... what if i own a three wheeler or a six wheeler??)

IDENTIFICATION MARK...(PROVIDE AT LEAST 3)
1.
2.
3.....(hmmm...for people who have no VISIBLE identification mark...create some i suppose?)

and just when you think you are finally done....

YOUR THUMB IMPRESSION:

SIGNATURE OF THE APPLICANT ( must be legible & written in bold)

hmmm..what next???

probably...

...Pls attach a sample of your hair for D.N.A verification!....(but then again ...u see.... what if one is bald??)